Caesar

A guy walks into a... um... house of ill repute and one of the... um... employees recognizes him. She tells the other girls, "This guy has the biggest um... you know what you've ever seen and he calls it Caesar." Intrigued, the girls gather 'round the guy and ask for a um... preview. The guy obliges and the girls are amazed. They lavish praise and admiration on his well-endowed nature. This goes on for a long time and finally the guy reaslizes he's running out of time and hasn't um... accomplished the purpose of his visit. He backs the girls off and brings things to a halt saying, "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him."